From the Diary of a Serial Killer

The best part of having a career as a butcher is that you never have to explain all the blood on your clothes.

5 thoughts on “From the Diary of a Serial Killer

    1. I’m not. Saw someone with a “dirty” butcher’s apron riding his bike and thought, “Funny how he doesn’t have to explain the blood when he sees his wife and kids.” Couldn’t pass up the chance to turn it into a one-liner.

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      1. Haha, It could be the same with painters. For a while I was repainting windows and shutters in a country house during weekends, the colour was red-brown. Every Monday I went back to work with red marks on the hands, especially around the nails…
        It’s a good thing no one had mysteriously disappeared.

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